Attention all puny Earthlings!

The mighty Amazonians of Samsara have spoken!

You are hereby summoned to celebrate Frank and Dukes millionth orbit around the sun with a legendary party sentenced to... DEATH BY SNU SNU!

That's right – prepare for the most epic, pelvis-shattering good time this side of Amazonia. Femputer has ruled: no mercy, only maximum fun until we all collapse in glorious exhaustion (spirit willing, but flesh spongy and bruised).

Schedule of events:
7-9p Doors Open
9p Doors CLOSE
7-12a Open Play
12p GTFO

We're now accepting Venmo, CashApp and Cash at the door. At the door pricing is $44.