Remember that one time we tried to open our own space and got kicked out by the vanillas? Yeah, that sucked. Remember that other time we tried to have a giant camping retreat? Yeah, that was kind of awful.
Remember that time that you asked us how you can
support the Samsara cause?
We finally have an ask!

Join us on Sunday August 11th and Help us raise money for our brand new retreat planned for Jan 10th-12th, as well as our VERY OWN SPACE! That’s right, not only have we found a retreat center who is fully on board with the explicit nature of our containers (at double the cost), we also have an opportunity for Samsara to have its very own permanent home! This is a huge win for the Founders, as we have been searching for our temples home since our inception. Our monetary goal for this event is…

$22,222!

This will ensure that we can have sure footing walking into the new costs associated with finding our new space, as well as the $13,000+ cost of our retreat. As the nature of this FUNDraiser is raising funds and we are DOUBLING the content block of our regular rituals, tickets for this event are $111.11 (pssst, if everyone paid $111.11, and we reach capacity, we will make MORE than our monetary goal for this event)

Can’t afford that ticket cost? Want to pay over asking? GREAT! We have a donation option for this event. Pay as little as $1.00 or as much as $1,000,000 to get in. What do you get when you donate vs. when you purchase a GA ticket? Literally nothing. Isn’t America great?

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Schedule of Events

11a-1p Doors OPEN at 11a and CLOSE at 1:00p

1-2:30p Meditation and Masturbation

3-5p Choose Your Own Adventure
Dreams Tea Party
Alexanders Pool Party
Abis Fundraising Party

5-6p Dinner and an Auction

6-7p Ritual and Consent Chat

7-10p Open Play, Featuring: Triad GIOs, Tremor Rides, and more!

10-11p Aftercare Snuggles

• Detailed Schedule of Events

  Check-In will provide you immediately with a sacked lunch, so you can come hungry (GF/Vegan available). Once the doors close we will go directly into a guided meditation and masturbation session. Then it’s time to choose your own adventure! Each of the Founders have an area of the event space for you to explore with special guests in every area. After all of that energy exertion an auction is in order with dinner provided by Gold Leader BBQ. Our ritual and consent chat will looks a little different and we are SO excited to show you. Our open play will be followed by something brand new, aftercare. Everyone has asked, we are here to provide! Let’s all get in a snuggle puddle and return back to earth, as ONE.

• What kind of things will be auctioned off?

  Auction items include (but are not limited to):

  • 1 year Samsara Membership (valued at $111)

  • Affirmation Art (priceless)

  • Altar Kit (valued at $1,111)

  • Yoni Pleasure Basket (valued at $111)

  • Lingam Pleasure Basket (valued at $111)

  • Date Night Intention Basket (priceless)

  • "Hello Little One" Basket (valued at $111)

  • Fairy Summoning Basket (valued at $111)

  • Fairy Banishing Basket (priceless)

  • "Bicycle Day" Basket (valued at $111)

  • "420 Friendly" Basket (valued at $111)

  • Weed Rolling Service (valued at $111)

  • Sticker & Pin Pack (valued at $111)

  • Bouquets from the event (valued at $111)

  • Coloring Session with Founder Abis Tattoos (priceless)

    ...AND MORE!!!

• What kind of fundraising activities will take place?

  Activites will include (but are not limited to):

  • Silent Auction

  • Kissing Booths

  • Card Readings

  • Cake Walk (winner pies the Founder of their choice)

  • Carwash

Without our community, we would be no where. We thank each and every one of you for wanting to come with us over and over and over again. Do you have something you would like to donate for us to auction off? Hey thanks! We will have a silent auction for donations (and may bring big offerings to the LIVE auction)!